-ME IS I ARE MYSELF!-

31 December 2008

1.I am not human enough
2.I chicken!!!
3.Because I dun friend you..! Hmm!
4.My dog swallowed the laptop.
5.I forgotten where I put my fingers.
6.My dog swallowed itself, so no evidence is found.
7.Because it is very it is!!!
8.Because is you are me and me are you am is you is me slenfodsapdfj!!
9.???
10. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!100010101101010101yfueoqinchhaha

and by da way, HAPPY CHRISTMAS( Which is officially over..) and a MERRY NEW YEAR!!

Got Lost at 7:51 PM;

11 December 2008

The original song had been modified by me and my friends!
Here are the lyrics:
Doe, a deer, a PLAIN OLD DEER,
Ray, the AMMO FOR SPACE GUNS,
Me, a NOUN, I call myself,
Far, I DON'T THINK I CAN REACH!!!
So, what if I call your name?
La, la la la la MY FOOT!
"T", 20th of alphabet!
And it all just ends with DO
WOOF,WOOF,WOOF!
( Actually, it is Do Oh Oh Oh, but I think that "Oh" sounds like a dog barking! So, I typed it!You don't have to sing this part...)
LA,LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!

Well, thats all because she is a boy!
From,
ME!!

Got Lost at 9:04 PM;

04 December 2008

Today is a day when my sister and I rescued some fishes and a terrapin, because it is very it is!Nevermind, because I did mind...Anyway, we were out for lunch when we saw an abandoned aquarium with 7 small fishes, one larger fish ( which I TRIED to name it "AWOOWAH!" because it kept on opening its mouth and closing like mad because it is very it is!<"not a typo error"), a terrapin, and a d,e,a,d,,l,o,b,(s,t,e,r)^2 ( Lob ster ster ). I then took a large, translucent, blue tub to put the terrapin in, and then I brought it back home. Then, I took 2 plastic bags, my sister held onto a large container with clear tap water, and our MISSION HAS BEGUN... (because it is very it is!) We used the plastic bags to catch the fishes and poured them into the large container. It is seriously grass-eating-cows hardwork! That was tough, and hard and tough and hard and tough... and finally we ONLY CAUGHT 4 SMALL FISHES...("WELL DONE..." I thought sarcastically) Then something life-stressing,-stress-life'ing,freak-outing, happened. We were pointing our laser beams, crosshairs and other aiming tools at the LARTHGE ( fish. We caught it, but it DROPPED! It FLIPED AND FLAPPED AND DID THE BOOGIE-DEE-FLAPPEROONI.....THING on the floor(!^999999)(YAY! I like liao! BLOOP BLOOP! AWOOWAH thought) We did the rest of the rescuing mission after lunch, and once, A GUPPY JUMPPED UP AND it became a fish out of water..... It was scary, we had the same feelings as we rescued AWOOWAH! It was squishy, we had no chance but to use a glove(lucky us!) and a container to rescue it. SUCCESS!! In the end, it was all right and it swam normally... haizz... you frightened us till we jumped out of our skin,underwear and shirts....and you did not thank us....bad bad wan! I thought. At 7pm, our father drove us to a pond and we let them off there. It was a great experience because 1+1=93847!

Got Lost at 7:02 AM;

30 November 2008

Hello everyone!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF NONSENSE!

This blog was just created thats why it was created so it was created! Just kidding because I joked and I was kidding thats why I was kidding!LOL!! Nevermind..I have some weird facts down there. You might not want to read it, it is just PURE nonsense.

1) Car wheels are made of windows because grass eat cows.

2) Books are made of metal because televisions have raspberries in it.

3) I am a boy because I am a girl

4) Toilet rolls are made of chewed breakfast cereal because eggs are pencil boxes with paper.

5) Cameras are used as medical ointments because water can be eaten.

Pure nonsense, ALL THE TIME!!! So long for now!

From,

ME!

Got Lost at 6:55 PM;